Shut the eff up!!!

People who talk during movies deserve to be tied up, sprayed with honey, rolled in fire ants, and hung upside down by their toenails! Seriously. Talking during movies is extremely inconsiderate and people who do so have no manners whatsoever and were brought up by donkeys.

Yes. You heard me. I just called yo momma an ASS!

Its no secret that I have got into many fights with total strangers in movie houses because I had the misfortune of being seated right next to a yak.

Yes. I just called you a shaggy-haired bison after calling yo momma an ass.

Thankfully, these fights never reached the fist-flying stage but voices were definitely raised loud enough to catch the attention of Rockwell Cinema's security guards.

And while we're on the subject, for the love of god, turn your bloody cell phone off! Seriously, people. I do not want to hear "Apple-bottom jeans, boots with the fur . . ." right as people are getting shot and I'm sure the other people in the vicinity don't appreciate it either.

These aren't unreasonable requests, are they? I mean, talking during movies and phones ringing is just RUDE, plain and simple. Its basic etiquette - a word that it sadly nearly obsolete nowadays.

So let this serve as a public service announcement. If you value your life and/or reputation in the Rockwell or Ayala Mall cinemas, silence your phone and shaddap!

Thank you.

P.S. To the lolo in seat L07, Theater 2 of Rockwell at the 1:35 screening of Doubt today, February 07, please don't yawn so loudly. If you're bored, then leave.