Proof

Okay.
To those of you who thought that I may have been exaggerating when I wrote about Oreo the Devil Vermin, I'm so NOT exaggerating!
That fcuking thing attacked me!
It seriously did.
Want proof?



It was able to bite me on both my legs because my idiot brother-in-law took my umbrella, my only means of self defense, from me - while I was being attacked.
I have seriously never wanted to kill something/one so much in my life.
PETA can go fuck themselves.
I want to beat bunny and man to death with a god-damned umbrella.
I am positively livid.
If these wounds scar, I swear I will bludgeon that thing to death - and I will enjoy every strike.
Cruelty to animals? What about cruelty to humans??? That thing attacked me unprovoked!