Update

My sister FINALLY returned that fcuking furball to the pet store.
I am terribly disappointed - honest to god.
I was so looking forward to bashing its head in with the umbrella.
Yes, I'm an extremely violent person.
No kidding.

I honestly think that that thing should be killed (whether humanely or not is irrelevant).
She returned that bastard to the pet store - where it is now patiently waiting to be adopted by a nice new family that it can attack all over again.

Its not like I was the only one it attacked. I'm the 4th? 5th?
Its a malicious sonofabitch with a taste for blood and human flesh.

And yes, my wounds still hurt like the devil!